I would just like to say fuck you to everyone who made me feel inadequate growing up and ruining my self esteem for years. You all suck and I’m glad I don’t talk to any of you any more. 

  • ghost: hamlet your uncle killed me so can you kill him
  • hamlet: sure dad i'm on it
  • hamlet: (acts strangely)
  • hamlet: (writes part of a play)
  • hamlet: (kills the wrong guy)
  • ghost: jfc son just kill him already
  • hamlet: okay okay fine i'll do it
  • hamlet: (gets kidnapped by pirates)